The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[sally]

Actually, his bottled sauce would put someones old italian grandma to shame.

You have absolutely zero qualifications to make that judgment. In fact, you insult when you issue it.

And why is that?

Because below are your only qualifications, if you even want to call it that:


My grandpa came here from Italy. I never met him, but I heard he was a real bastard.

I've tasted hundreds of sauces and worked with one of the chefs for the Italian olympics for 5 years. Having taste buds and good taste in food is my qualification, dickhead. It's something you obviously don't have. I wouldn't trust anyone who would ruin a nice steak with sugar to judge anything. Not sauce, relationships, class, tits, nothing, zero zip zilch nada!