The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[Cynical Ninja]

I think it was the fact he was jerking off in a public place that was the issue, it is illegal to jerk off in public whether you're in a porno theatre, strip club or where ever the rule is wait till you get home to have a wank.

If you want to wank while watching porn buy a porno film, take it home, and then wank yourself silly.

Yeah, it's technically illegal... but I really just think they were picking on him because of who he was. I'm sure people wank away (probably covered by something, I would think) in those theaters all the time. It's gross, but certainly not shocking behavior. They ruined the guy's career.

Get a grip and learn some perspective.

This is Pee Wee Herman we are talking about not fucking Robert DeNiro.