Paris Hilton has a new fragrance.....

[Cracker]

I buy soaps from a local witch lady. She does soy candles, too. I always get the grass/tree scents for candles and lemon verbena for soap.

I would rather get soaps and candles than flowers and perfume. Especially cheap fucking perfume. Little kids buy perfume from Walmart because they don't know any better and it is kinda sweet. Grown men should know better.