What do young people say about you?

[Cracker]

I avoid children.

I used to do that, too. The love of penis fucked all that up for me.

I like some kids that aren't my own. There are some cool kids out there. I hate the rest, though.

You should be proud to be called a freak.
Just don't try to live up to your reputation and everything should work out just fine.

Too late. I told the boy he reminded me of awkwardboners.com come to life. He said that didn't help my case any. I know for a fact he looked it up when he got off the phone, so he isn't a shining example of normalcy, either.