What do young people say about you?

[Cracker]

I get the foil drink packs in my yard. I don't buy them, so I know the neighborhood kids are having a field day while I am working. I stopped edging because I am passive/aggressive and I refuse to edge if you let your kids throw trash in my yard. Fuck that.

I fucked up their cut-through last weekend and I refresh the pebbles at the end of the drive once a month so they get road rash if they ride their skateboards in my driveway.

Fucking rednecks. Better than ghetto, though. I might be a cunt later in the year and report all the boats in the backyards to the country marshalls (against the covenant) and make the fuckers pay for storage. haha