What do young people say about you?

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Have you tried Carmex strawberry? It is fabulousness.

No but you can bet I'll be getting some today.

I love "goop". I have bottles of every potion imaginable in my bathroom. I think it started when I worked in a beauty supply store during my teen years.

I have Happy now because you bitches talked it up. I do like it.

But I've never liked lipglosses or lipsticks. They just come off too damn fast and I don't like the way they feel. Yuk. I'll try the Carmex though.