the 2012 trivial drivel thread

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I took my mom to the CVS pharmacy week before last. We were in line behind a very skinny woman with old fashioned rollers in her hair, sweat pants, and flip flops (those were not feet you wanted to see). When the lady got up to the front of the line, my mom leaned over to me and said, "Jesus Christ, how can people go out like that? It's not fair to the rest of us that have to look at that shit". The lady heard her and turned around and said, "I may look like shit, but I'm not fucking deaf". I was stunned and was going to apologize, but mom didn't care. She cracked up and suggested that the lady check out the $5 canvas gardening shoes on sale in the last aisle.

That's awesome. Good for your mom.
I went to Walmart the other day. I swear, every nasty, fat, obese, pajama wearing, white trash hillbilly in the county was there. I should have had a clue when I was looking for a parking space, and two butch lezbos walked out and one of them had a holy t-shirt on that was too small, and her flopping belly fat was hanging out the bottom.