the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[LuciferLynn]

A friend of mine has to write a speech for a wedding. I can't stand the people getting married. After helping him, he told me that calling the groom a "self righteous, sanctimonious prick" and "an arrogant bastard", telling the bride she's the female equal and telling them they were drawn together like flies to dog shit before calling them cows is not how a wedding speech goes. Who knew? Word to the wise: don't ask people to help you write a speech for other people they can't stand. That being said, its the first time I laughed all day.