11-18-2012, 08:17 PM
(11-18-2012, 07:56 PM)septic Wrote: True story.
I picked up a hitch hiker in the pouring rain last week and felt sorry for him so drove 15 miles out of my way to take him home. When we got there he thanked me very politely, leant towards me and slipped something into my coat pocket and said "have a couple of drinks on me." When I finally got home I checked my pocket to see how much money he had given me...and found two tea bags. Men are such mean bastards.
That goes both ways, women can be clever too. Many years ago, (before married) I stopped to help a woman who's car had a flat tire. Nothing went right, the spare was buried underneath tons of crap, her jack didn't work right, the lug wrench was stripped, it took forever to change the tire.
Finally when it was all done, she sheepishly said to me, do you want money, or something else. Well I sheepishly said, something else.
Well low & behold, she reached into her car & took out a ham sandwich & gave it to me.
I got something else!
Carsman: Loves Living Large
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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!