11-29-2012, 05:43 PM
(11-29-2012, 05:30 PM)username Wrote: Oddly enough I just came in to post about vibrators!
I think I need a strap on vibrator if they make such a thing (HotD--take note for the Christmas thread). When I start bucking around like an epileptic on crack, it's hard to keep a regular one in place for maximum O.
Must work on this...
Okay, I owe you a stocking stuffer. I do have a confession though, I'm not a vibrator user. I have a standing date every two weeks with the real thing and just use my hand in the interim. Plenty of skilled sales people here in the shops I imagine; I'll consult an expert.
Another confession (totally unrelated, I swear): I'm starting to really miss Mr. Bone. Wonder if I scared him off by turning the tables on his crush? Men are so damn fickle. J/k, he'll get a whiff of this vibrator talk and be back to give us a hard time - he can't resist us.
FAHQTOO: You're being too tough on the Spy. Of course he knows women don't set around discussing dildo hygiene - that's what Facebook is for - pics and all, I bet!