Aussie intervention thread

[Cracker]

I don't let animals sleep in my bed. I don't let the dog sleep with the kid, either. He has a bed. Of course, he sneaks in my room during the day if he gets out of his crate. Not to sleep, though, but to drag food out of the trash into my clean bed. Hate it when he does that. He knows it, too. Still does it every chance he gets. Nowhere else but MY bed. Asshole. Doesn't even tip the trashcan over. Really quite amazing. Asshole.