03-30-2016, 01:43 PM
Todays menu included a grapefruit but not just any grapefruit, this thing was the size of an orange and was more shriveled than Madonna's vagina. When he peeled it the peel stuck to the inside like glue and he ended up eating it off the skin although it was only a month or so old it had turned from yellow to a light green. I'm not sure if that's what grapefruits do right before they get planted but in my mind it was past the point of being edible. But Bannekorn being the waste not want not kinda fella decided to waste not.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.