08-04-2016, 12:02 PM
For todays installment of "Shit that Bannecorn eats" we have a vegetable platter.
Today I walked over to give him an emergency fitting to make and as I got closer to his corner of the world I found him fishing around in one of those plastic bags you get at the shopping center. A smell that was extra bad got worse as I got closer to him, his hand was groping inside of it for something. He pulls out a cucumber that's dripping rotten vegetable juice from something else that was in the bag, maybe a tomato more cucumbers or who knows or really cares at this point.
He pulls out the good cucumber and rinses it off with water from a gallon jug he had handy. He wipes off the cucumber and starts eating it. Not to be called a slob he ties up the bag from hell and wraps it in plastic shrinkwrap still stinking and tosses it in the trash. I have smelled compost piles that smelled better than that crap.
At least he's eating health food.
Today I walked over to give him an emergency fitting to make and as I got closer to his corner of the world I found him fishing around in one of those plastic bags you get at the shopping center. A smell that was extra bad got worse as I got closer to him, his hand was groping inside of it for something. He pulls out a cucumber that's dripping rotten vegetable juice from something else that was in the bag, maybe a tomato more cucumbers or who knows or really cares at this point.
He pulls out the good cucumber and rinses it off with water from a gallon jug he had handy. He wipes off the cucumber and starts eating it. Not to be called a slob he ties up the bag from hell and wraps it in plastic shrinkwrap still stinking and tosses it in the trash. I have smelled compost piles that smelled better than that crap.
At least he's eating health food.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.