Obama "supports" gay marriage...

[Donovan]

I don't think CN has anything to worry about with Ma...Dono maybe, but not Ma.

Sorry Ma...I see you more in a competition with MS as to who's the biggest pussy on Mock.

And so the scorpion begged the frog to carry him on her back across the flooded river, but the frog refused.
"If I put you on my back you will sting me," she said.
The scorpion said, "If I sting you while we are in the river we will both die. Trust me."
Convinced and mollified, the frog allowed the scorpion onto her back and began to swim the river. Halfway across she felt a sharp pain, and the burning of paralyzing poison in her body. As she and the scorpion began to sink beneath the surface she cried, "Why did you sting me? Now we both will die!"
The scorpion shrugged and with his last breath said,
"It is my nature."