what's for dinner?

[cannongal]

 I farted audibly several times during our date on Sunday. 

So...sit down next to Auntie Duchess. When you get within arm's length Ima slap the back of your head. I used to have a cool smiley that did just that but I can no longer find it. Woe is me. I used it on Mark. A lot.

Stop doing that in front of your date. I shouldn't have to tell you that, or are you trolling me? She doesn't do that in front of you, does she?

I'm going to stop farting in front of her when she acknowledges the farts. No sense of smell, no sense of humor. But she also lacks common sense so we have that in common. True Love!

She doesn't fart in front of me, but she calls me Goofball. And this goofball is going to keep on releasing fartballs of gas.

The stepdaughter has no problem releasing gas on her first dates either.   The more I  read your posts,  the more I wished I had covered her in chocolate and cheetos and mailed her to you.