THE TARD BUS IS NOW LOADING

[HairOfTheDog]

I can bring my siphon hose, you distract the other drivers and I will get the fuel. I hope my tap shoes don't make a racket and my sinuses don't act up, have you ever sneezed in the middle of siphoning fuel? It aint pretty I end up doing this weird dance.

That's alright; sneeze away; I'll dance with you. As long as we keep the law off our asses. In my travel bag, I've got 4 different tambourines (on those, I sincerely rock), two harmonicas (I literally and figuratively suck, but I keep trying). Also a a penchant for Dylan. Not a bad fugitive road trip. I'm not really concerned about looking like the belle of the ball myself and just throw on a cowboy hat and a smile (but teeth brushing is a must), but that tends to serve me well on the road.

We're gonna be rich and have fun on the way! Tell your wife to order those new blinds she's been eyeballing!