Ramsey Appreciation Thread

[sally]

@ Sally I object on the grounds that Donovan's relative dickheadedness is a pre-existing condition and therefore outside the statute of limitations herein. Further, since the legal question being raised is whether or not sally-ho was victimized at a tender age by being plied with free booze, the question of her character is the only relevant one.

The thing about the statute of limitations is that you have to stop being a dickhead at some point in time. If you go back and act like a dickhead before that time is up (in your case an hour ago) you start the process all over again.

Motion denied, motherfucker.