Dear Maggot MD

[HairOfTheDog]

Truly one of my favorite patients HOTD did not get the letter that I have been on my monthly two week sabbatical calming distraught snakes that have been interupted in the middle of shedding their skin.
This problem had been documented years ago in one of Bostons most highly recognized scientific journals titled "I'm fat and thats that"
There are 2 possibilities:
(1) The factory had a dyslexic bottle topper worker
(2) Some jaybird with issues super glued the top.
Either way somewhere someplace someone is laughing at you.


Please take a seat in the waiting room, grab a magazine and we will talk about your anxiety issues and obvious lack of hydration.

Thank you, Dr. M. I don't believe that I received the letter, but it could be that hours of insufficient hydration has caused some temporary amnesia. I understand the importance and priority of your hissing project. Thankfully, the Mock group therapy session conducted here during your hiatus resolved the immediate problem at hand. I am no longer depleted.

I have to leave soon, but will contact your office and make an appointment to address the possible amnesia and ongoing bouts with rampant silliness.