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Dear Maggot MD
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Because its winter and sunlight is at a minimum becoming President will take quite a while to sink in. The In's the out's, the state dinners and the media scrutiny it may take oh, a month or so for things to sink in. But there is a bright spot. That ground hog that pokes his head out every year may become more successful and more competent at predicting future moves than the current media/poll or sit ins.
You will see him becoming a full blown blithering idiot when he starts getting an interest in golf or basketball. You may see his skin changing color and at first becoming reddish but later turning a caramel brown. He may even exhibit his teeth more often and his ears might start protruding from his head every once in a while.
By the time someone notices he may have produced a stack of gooblygock as tall as his Daughter and all the Senators will sign it claiming victory over all that is holy.

He may even pull a book or two out of his ass claiming he wrote them. But I just know everyone will see through that little piggy lie. That is when dementia will be apparent. But it may be to late to change things by then. It will all be integrated.

At some point he may start using a "teleprompter" as in the later stages of dementia he may not be able to speak without it and when left to his own devices may end up talking gibberish.

Blowing-kisses Great question! Thanks for asking.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 06:49 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Lady Cop - 07-22-2012, 06:55 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 07:02 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-22-2012, 07:16 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 07:20 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Lady Cop - 07-22-2012, 07:21 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 07:26 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by username - 07-22-2012, 07:34 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by username - 07-22-2012, 07:22 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 07:28 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Lady Cop - 07-22-2012, 07:29 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 07:34 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by username - 07-22-2012, 07:35 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Lady Cop - 07-22-2012, 07:38 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 07:45 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-22-2012, 08:03 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by username - 07-22-2012, 08:04 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 08:10 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-22-2012, 08:14 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 08:20 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-22-2012, 08:06 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-22-2012, 08:09 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-22-2012, 08:12 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-22-2012, 08:16 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-22-2012, 08:07 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by username - 07-22-2012, 08:27 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 08:31 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-22-2012, 08:27 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012, 08:59 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by username - 07-23-2012, 12:48 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-23-2012, 11:16 AM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by JsMom - 07-23-2012, 12:01 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-23-2012, 12:12 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-23-2012, 12:35 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Duchess - 07-23-2012, 12:49 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-23-2012, 01:30 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-23-2012, 12:51 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Duchess - 07-23-2012, 12:53 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by username - 07-23-2012, 12:57 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-23-2012, 02:02 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Maggot - 07-23-2012, 01:47 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-23-2012, 02:06 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-23-2012, 01:57 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Duchess - 07-23-2012, 01:59 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Maggot - 07-23-2012, 02:30 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-23-2012, 02:42 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Maggot - 07-23-2012, 02:34 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by aussiefriend - 07-23-2012, 02:38 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-23-2012, 02:43 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 07-23-2012, 03:17 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by ramseycat - 07-23-2012, 03:48 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 10-29-2012, 03:31 AM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Love Child - 05-29-2017, 01:17 AM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Duchess - 01-18-2017, 08:12 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Maggot - 01-18-2017, 08:29 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Clang McFly - 01-18-2017, 11:36 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Maggot - 03-13-2017, 11:11 AM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Duchess - 03-13-2017, 11:27 AM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Maggot - 03-13-2017, 11:39 AM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Duchess - 03-13-2017, 11:51 AM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Maggot - 05-28-2017, 09:01 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by HairOfTheDog - 05-28-2017, 09:37 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Maggot - 05-30-2017, 12:17 PM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by Love Child - 05-29-2017, 01:13 AM
RE: Dear Maggot MD - by BigMark - 05-29-2017, 04:14 PM