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[Midwest Spy]

I found my Dyson on the side of the road.

Probally the same damn place you found your wife. That doesn't mean it's any good.

I'm not going to be able to give you very high points for that Mock. The stretch from vacuum to wife is long. The connection between wife and side of the road has an unknown value if any.

You might be more successful trying to work a 'she found me' angle. But then you'd still have to tie it into the vacuume which works well. Tricky.

Plus, I still love you and find your little failures endearing.

And, purportedly, her ass is amazing?!?!