CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

[Maggot]

Confirmed by third parties, my anus is the devils volcano of molten death though.

There are 2 different kinds, wet/dry the difference is the smell and only a connoisseur can tell the difference. Although personal consumption can tell before any whiff of perfumer arousal has even affected an unwitting soul. Without even a whisper of aromatic inspiration a knowing perpetrator of aromatic arousal knows. It's fascinating. The smell doesn't even have to get to another's nasal cavities. 

This is why candles are so important.