01-24-2015, 10:52 PM
Listen up Mrs Ueberspecific of San Francisco, you are like some sort of utterly cute Pittbull that once it sinks its teeth into something really has a problem getting its adorable head around it. Just like when I said the next day IS put up their demands for 200 mill, little Miss Sunshine comes jumping in on her skip rope, going "Well, no, it was actually 3 days to be exact."
Somehow it doesn't seem clear to you, I blame it on a massive amount of Crab Cakes and those Bloody Mary's that go with them, that when I said you have 70.000 American passport holders here, that those are clearly 70.000 Yemeni's that have been issued American Passports.
Of course they are from Yemen, that's what I've been saying the whole time! However, they have American citizenship, hence if the Embassy here announces it will evacuate their staff, which means Americans, those very 70.000 Yemenis that have American passports/citizenships have the right to ask for that very same thing. Hence the Embassy here being so large, which makes many people wonder.
Where do you get the idea from that 70.000 Americans have landed on this shore in a boat from Somalia? Then again, most probably it was Sitting Bull and Geronimo's grand kids as they can run around here more freely than back home in their reservations. Would make sense, no?
Now don't come back to me saying "But Americans never took boats from Somalia!"
It's not even 6am here and I already feel like a Gin Tonic. See what you're doing to me?!
Somehow it doesn't seem clear to you, I blame it on a massive amount of Crab Cakes and those Bloody Mary's that go with them, that when I said you have 70.000 American passport holders here, that those are clearly 70.000 Yemeni's that have been issued American Passports.
Of course they are from Yemen, that's what I've been saying the whole time! However, they have American citizenship, hence if the Embassy here announces it will evacuate their staff, which means Americans, those very 70.000 Yemenis that have American passports/citizenships have the right to ask for that very same thing. Hence the Embassy here being so large, which makes many people wonder.
Where do you get the idea from that 70.000 Americans have landed on this shore in a boat from Somalia? Then again, most probably it was Sitting Bull and Geronimo's grand kids as they can run around here more freely than back home in their reservations. Would make sense, no?
Now don't come back to me saying "But Americans never took boats from Somalia!"
It's not even 6am here and I already feel like a Gin Tonic. See what you're doing to me?!