01-25-2015, 02:48 AM
This is our weird sort of foreplay. If we would be sitting opposite each other in a Starbucks down town San Francisco, it would be right now that we would jump up and ravenously ravage each other 
Now this seems to be a concept very hard for you to grasp. Immigrants, shimigrants, who gives a flying hoot! It is local Yemeni people that went to America, like everybody else in America apart from the 5% of locals whom you people so wonderfully killed with all your colourful diseases and invention of gun powder, hence took over their beautiful country and build ugly cities like Detroit which made them all succumb to alcoholism, as well as turning Bill Cosby into a ravaging rapist, but notwithstanding, being all foreigners on foreign land, all of you then stood up with your Irish red hair do's or Italian accents, and said "Right buddy, we are now all Americans, hip hip hurray!"
Even your most famous landmark in New York is an immigrant! At least the Eiffel Tower was build by a French and kept there.
I said there are 70.000 Americans residing here, and not Immigrants or Crazy Horses relatives! Now take your unbelievable, yet somehow utterly adorable, stubbornness out of that equation and simply call them .... Americans. For that's what they are. Just like anybody is considered a German once he receives their passport and citizenship, i.e. gorgeous me!
And 70.000 is a small number, I wouldn't be surprised if they are more by now really, as it is the daily figure of visitors to a Wall Mart in the States. Take the Turkish for example. After Istanbul, Berlin is the second biggest Turkish city.
That neighbour was the second in charge of your Embassy here. And believe me, they do tend to take such minimal issues somehow rather seriously, especially in areas like these, simply for logistic reasons!
Now the only immigrants that would fall under YOUR category of immigrants, meaning Americans who for some reason actually moved here, are either all dead or have ran off. I actually don't think there are anymore left here really apart from the Embassy staff. Surprisingly we had a large group of Yanks across the country that were on some conversion mission, which always made me wonder why the fuck anybody would do such.
Did they sit around a coffee table somewhere in the States one day and somebody said "Hey, you guys know what would be a cool idea? Let's go to Yemen, spread the word of Christ, and take them all to our side and show them the real paradise!"
It's as dumb as walking into a Mexican prison and offering free blowjobs to everybody. You tend to get fucked up down the road! Which some of them did, the others all left. So, that's YOUR immigrants. Mine are all American Passport holders and Citizens who take advantage of making way more money over in the States than they could do here, yet qualify as Americans who have each and every single right any of YOUR Americans has, including free transport in case of an evacuation as well as fucking up any native American they come across.
Pant and sniff butt? I would do much worse right now!
Now this seems to be a concept very hard for you to grasp. Immigrants, shimigrants, who gives a flying hoot! It is local Yemeni people that went to America, like everybody else in America apart from the 5% of locals whom you people so wonderfully killed with all your colourful diseases and invention of gun powder, hence took over their beautiful country and build ugly cities like Detroit which made them all succumb to alcoholism, as well as turning Bill Cosby into a ravaging rapist, but notwithstanding, being all foreigners on foreign land, all of you then stood up with your Irish red hair do's or Italian accents, and said "Right buddy, we are now all Americans, hip hip hurray!"
Even your most famous landmark in New York is an immigrant! At least the Eiffel Tower was build by a French and kept there.
I said there are 70.000 Americans residing here, and not Immigrants or Crazy Horses relatives! Now take your unbelievable, yet somehow utterly adorable, stubbornness out of that equation and simply call them .... Americans. For that's what they are. Just like anybody is considered a German once he receives their passport and citizenship, i.e. gorgeous me!
And 70.000 is a small number, I wouldn't be surprised if they are more by now really, as it is the daily figure of visitors to a Wall Mart in the States. Take the Turkish for example. After Istanbul, Berlin is the second biggest Turkish city.
That neighbour was the second in charge of your Embassy here. And believe me, they do tend to take such minimal issues somehow rather seriously, especially in areas like these, simply for logistic reasons!
Now the only immigrants that would fall under YOUR category of immigrants, meaning Americans who for some reason actually moved here, are either all dead or have ran off. I actually don't think there are anymore left here really apart from the Embassy staff. Surprisingly we had a large group of Yanks across the country that were on some conversion mission, which always made me wonder why the fuck anybody would do such.
Did they sit around a coffee table somewhere in the States one day and somebody said "Hey, you guys know what would be a cool idea? Let's go to Yemen, spread the word of Christ, and take them all to our side and show them the real paradise!"
It's as dumb as walking into a Mexican prison and offering free blowjobs to everybody. You tend to get fucked up down the road! Which some of them did, the others all left. So, that's YOUR immigrants. Mine are all American Passport holders and Citizens who take advantage of making way more money over in the States than they could do here, yet qualify as Americans who have each and every single right any of YOUR Americans has, including free transport in case of an evacuation as well as fucking up any native American they come across.
Pant and sniff butt? I would do much worse right now!