01-27-2015, 07:46 AM
It's like being stuck in between that classic conversation of Hu's on first base and what's the other name?
Let's go back to the beginning and to make it blonde proof, I shall also include the thinking process of each one concerned.
Me saying: "You know, the US Embassy here has a problem because they got 70.000 Americans right here in Yemen."
Me thinking: *Well, should be clear to everybody that those are actual Yemeni folks who have been given a US Passport and Citizenship, and can even keep up a dual citizenship, meaning they can have a US as well as a Yemeni Passport at the same time. Just like Germany for instance. Hey stop it, you are clearly thinking too much."
HotD saying :"Hang on there buster, when the fuck did that happen that 70.000 Americans moved from here to Yemen and set up a Saloon and Starbucks in a town over there?! What bull!"
HotD thinking: "I look freakin awesome in this new yoga pants, just look at my butt there!"
Me saying: "But most gorgeous, I never said any Americans came over here to set up town. I said you have 70.000 American Citizens here, which creates quite a problem for the US Embassy unlike any of the other Embassies."
Me thinking: "Where the fuck did she get that idea from? Must be the Bloody Mary's she's drowning. Hmmm .... I bet she's wearing Yoga Pants. Yummy!"
HotD saying: "It's Immigrants! You said I M M I G R A N T S! That is people who go from here to there. Plus! It can't be 70.000! That's way to much!!"
HotD thinking: "Pfffft, 70.000! They don't even build boats that can carry that many people. But seriously, my ass looks great in this Yoga Pants, I wish I could wear them outside the house."
Me saying: "What the heck is wrong with you?! It is American Citizens. C I T I Z E N S!! Those could be anything really. Bears, badgers, who the fuck cares, as long as they hold a US Passport, which they got issued by the US. Like all your Mexicans, Drug Lords, and Chinese Railway builders, who are being issued one. So they come back here and live here because they like it that way. Seriously, where the hell do you get those ideas of yours from?!?!"
Me thinking: "I never wanted her more!!!"
HotD saying: "Pffft, anybody could be your neighbour, besides, I bet she is not in that position anymore anyway as I just saw on Fox News they closed the Embassy over there. You can't bullshit me buster!"
HotD thinking: "Check my cheeks baby, yeah, check those cheeks."
User saying: "Ahem, sorry, don't mean to interrupt, but those US Passport holders living in foreign lands, did or did they not live here, because I think they would have to because otherwise they wouldn't have those passports in the first place. I think. My, this is all so confusing."
User thinking: "...................... what?"
Me saying: "Good Lord Almighty, what have I done?!"
Me thinking: "*%^$&#!!!!!"
User saying: "Ha! So you are agreeing with HotD then, they are all Americans!"
User thinking: "Hi hi hi hi hi hi!"
Me saying: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Me thinking: "Somebody fucking shoot me!!!!"
The End
Let's go back to the beginning and to make it blonde proof, I shall also include the thinking process of each one concerned.
Me saying: "You know, the US Embassy here has a problem because they got 70.000 Americans right here in Yemen."
Me thinking: *Well, should be clear to everybody that those are actual Yemeni folks who have been given a US Passport and Citizenship, and can even keep up a dual citizenship, meaning they can have a US as well as a Yemeni Passport at the same time. Just like Germany for instance. Hey stop it, you are clearly thinking too much."
HotD saying :"Hang on there buster, when the fuck did that happen that 70.000 Americans moved from here to Yemen and set up a Saloon and Starbucks in a town over there?! What bull!"
HotD thinking: "I look freakin awesome in this new yoga pants, just look at my butt there!"
Me saying: "But most gorgeous, I never said any Americans came over here to set up town. I said you have 70.000 American Citizens here, which creates quite a problem for the US Embassy unlike any of the other Embassies."
Me thinking: "Where the fuck did she get that idea from? Must be the Bloody Mary's she's drowning. Hmmm .... I bet she's wearing Yoga Pants. Yummy!"
HotD saying: "It's Immigrants! You said I M M I G R A N T S! That is people who go from here to there. Plus! It can't be 70.000! That's way to much!!"
HotD thinking: "Pfffft, 70.000! They don't even build boats that can carry that many people. But seriously, my ass looks great in this Yoga Pants, I wish I could wear them outside the house."
Me saying: "What the heck is wrong with you?! It is American Citizens. C I T I Z E N S!! Those could be anything really. Bears, badgers, who the fuck cares, as long as they hold a US Passport, which they got issued by the US. Like all your Mexicans, Drug Lords, and Chinese Railway builders, who are being issued one. So they come back here and live here because they like it that way. Seriously, where the hell do you get those ideas of yours from?!?!"
Me thinking: "I never wanted her more!!!"
HotD saying: "Pffft, anybody could be your neighbour, besides, I bet she is not in that position anymore anyway as I just saw on Fox News they closed the Embassy over there. You can't bullshit me buster!"
HotD thinking: "Check my cheeks baby, yeah, check those cheeks."
User saying: "Ahem, sorry, don't mean to interrupt, but those US Passport holders living in foreign lands, did or did they not live here, because I think they would have to because otherwise they wouldn't have those passports in the first place. I think. My, this is all so confusing."
User thinking: "...................... what?"
Me saying: "Good Lord Almighty, what have I done?!"
Me thinking: "*%^$&#!!!!!"
User saying: "Ha! So you are agreeing with HotD then, they are all Americans!"
User thinking: "Hi hi hi hi hi hi!"
Me saying: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Me thinking: "Somebody fucking shoot me!!!!"
The End