01-27-2015, 09:56 AM
Mo, you seriously need to cut way back on the qat-chewing, man. Either that, or demand that Cynical Ninja's shadows vacate your temporal lobe at once! Your delusions are colorful and amusing, but it's clear your grasp on reality is slip sliding away.
A more accurate synopsis of our exchange...
HOTD: "hmmm, where did you get 70,000 Americans living in Yemen, Mo? -- I've not seen any published count and that strikes me as a surprisingly high estimate."
MO: "Why yes, I too was surprised. BUT, my neighbor the embassy worker tossed about that number 4 years ago during an informal meal-time conversation and I heard it with my own two all-knowing ears.
Looky here; ponder my water-color portrait of Yemeni immigration history and my personal customized definition of "immigrant". You see? I have provided you proof, beyond my shadows' doubt. And, so, you utterly adorable ignorant American woman, take this bone which I have thrown you and lick it, lick it real good! Enlightenment awaits you."
HOTD: "Yeah, so I've considered all of your postulations and though I continue to acknowledge that 70,000 might be right, I would still be surprised if the number of Americans living in Yemen is really that high."
MO: "Wha.....?!?!? OH. MY. ALLAH. Still a non-believer, eh? Well, then, your refusal to accept the word of the Mock prophet and Elisabeth as gospel must be due to the fact that you are (gasp).......wholly AMERICAN.
Now, I, of course, have unquestionable insight into the lives and minds of you A-wholes. So, so, so............you cute cuddly little cupcake you, throw on your yoga pants, grab yer gun, switch off Hannity and run your sweet ready-to-spread cheeks along -- for surely there is a theater-massacring madman, or an evil black person, or an avenging Muslim in your midst whom you should be fearing and focusing upon right about now."
I still think you're peachy. And, you have convinced me of one thing here, Mohammad -- I have faith that you are a devout stehpinkler, never shall you be a sitzpinkler. Am I right?
A more accurate synopsis of our exchange...
HOTD: "hmmm, where did you get 70,000 Americans living in Yemen, Mo? -- I've not seen any published count and that strikes me as a surprisingly high estimate."
MO: "Why yes, I too was surprised. BUT, my neighbor the embassy worker tossed about that number 4 years ago during an informal meal-time conversation and I heard it with my own two all-knowing ears.
Looky here; ponder my water-color portrait of Yemeni immigration history and my personal customized definition of "immigrant". You see? I have provided you proof, beyond my shadows' doubt. And, so, you utterly adorable ignorant American woman, take this bone which I have thrown you and lick it, lick it real good! Enlightenment awaits you."
HOTD: "Yeah, so I've considered all of your postulations and though I continue to acknowledge that 70,000 might be right, I would still be surprised if the number of Americans living in Yemen is really that high."
MO: "Wha.....?!?!? OH. MY. ALLAH. Still a non-believer, eh? Well, then, your refusal to accept the word of the Mock prophet and Elisabeth as gospel must be due to the fact that you are (gasp).......wholly AMERICAN.
Now, I, of course, have unquestionable insight into the lives and minds of you A-wholes. So, so, so............you cute cuddly little cupcake you, throw on your yoga pants, grab yer gun, switch off Hannity and run your sweet ready-to-spread cheeks along -- for surely there is a theater-massacring madman, or an evil black person, or an avenging Muslim in your midst whom you should be fearing and focusing upon right about now."
I still think you're peachy. And, you have convinced me of one thing here, Mohammad -- I have faith that you are a devout stehpinkler, never shall you be a sitzpinkler. Am I right?