Fuck Muhammad!!!

[Mohammed]

Bush & Cheney were told over 60 times that there were no WMD's to be found, over 60 times. That's a fact. They were told to keep looking. As bad as some of the others have been, that particular administration will go down in history as the worst ever.

This is actually rather interesting.

Yesterday evening I spend with a dear friend, who is also the same guy who called me a few years back to please prepare a luscious dinner at his house for a visiting friend of his. When I got introduced at the end of the dinner to all the lovely folks, I found out that the friend was none other than the famous Wilson who went to Africa and wrote about his journey under "What I didn't find in Africa", whose wife was that CIA agent that got burned by the administration that time, and who was played by Sean Penn in that movie. So clearly my friend loves the world of intrigue and global play.

And yesterday he came up with a few very interesting points regarding Charlie Hebdo. Funny part was that they made sense to me and I explain why. Here we go.

1. Why did those guys wear Baklavas?

Well, obvious right? They wanted to hide their identity. Which is a good thing for getting away later, to which we will come back again, but considering what all followed is also rather handy. Now those guys were obviously somehow well trained as everybody attested to it. Later we even find out they got their training here from Yemen. You have to be trained for something that involves what happened, mainly walking into an office in plain sight, shooting down police officers and killing 13 people. But if you are announcing it wildly, why would you wear a Baklava? It simply makes things much more difficult!

You are in a European City. A place where putting on a Baklava on a street gives a far away sign to anybody in sight. You are much more "hidden" by not wearing one! It's like putting on a Donald Duck outfit from Disney Land really.

So they wanted to stay hidden so that nobody knows their faces.

2. How come a good camera was handy near by, filming all the action?

If you got some crazy loones with AK's on a street, you tend to go into cover. I know that because that's what we do. To actually keep a good camera coverage running is not an easy task for any sort of nerves.

Anyway, so they wanted to be hidden, are now on film being seen shouting their Allahu Akhbars, and running it like real Pro's, but what do they carry?

3. Why the fuck would they carry ID cards which are then lost in the getaway car?

Of all things, why would you carry your ID with you if you are doing this?

Not only that, but now Police will be looking for you and what do you do?

4. You run the whole show like a Pro, it does take skills to kill all those folks, but then forget to put petrol in your car, so you go and rob a petrol station.

Not only do you rob it of petrol, but also of cash. Because why? That's right, you are paid from Yemen, got AK's and shit, but forgot to put any cash in your wallet as that one was already to heavy from your ID.

Anyway, so you just come from a job where you killed 14 people, rob a petrol station, and what do you NOT do? That's right, you leave the attendant alive, because lets face it, you done your quota for the day already. So no, lets leave this guy behind so he can call the cops and tell them just where you've obviously been about 5 minutes ago.

They got an ID, they got your location, so now it should be no problem to tell them who the fuck you really are and why you've done it. So why the fuck the Baklavas?

So then you get killed because obviously you are way too dumb to deserve living, but now, after all that action and shoot out, did any cop die? Did anybody see any dead bodies of those boys?

Plus France just agreed a few days before to recognize Palestine as a country, and France has always been on the Arab side. Then you have another guy walking into a Jewish market, killing 4 Jews of course, that prompts Israel to declare it a massacre and telling it's people to leave, prompting all the French to consider leaving France as well, since most of the victims were actually French.

Notwithstanding, the Israeli Prime is right there, walking arm in arm with the French Super Brie, crying bitter tears not about the few thousand dead in Palestine but that something doesn't seem Kosher in one of his supermarkets in Paris.

Mazeltov!