Fuck Muhammad!!!

[blueberryhill]

Ramsey and FU, HotD and Kid and now User and Crash. Fucking nauseating.

If I ever start flirting with MS or Clang please shoot me in the head.

You told Clang that you'd suck his dick if it was covered in olive oil. And, you've said many times that Mo is at the top of your Mock Fuck Chain.

I don't remember you teasing or flirting with MS like that, but declaring that Mo is at the top of everybody elses' fuck chain too, several times, is very MS-esque of you and could at least be considered flattering to MS.

I don't have a gun though -- so your head's safe.

I started my day all grumpy and ready to punch someone in the face, and now all of a sudden I am all moist inside. Soft and squidgy. Well, me and Sal don't have to do anything so openly, we simply just .... know.

Actually they do eat a shitload of Hot Dogs over here, have huge amounts of them in the freezers that are made in Saudi, but they are all beef or chicken and totally and utterly suck.

Anonymous rocks! This morning they were actually showing on the news that one of the latest weapons against Dish Dash in Iraq and with the Kurds is .... comedy. They taking the shit out of them on TV and it looked truly funny.

Anyway, here all is quiet, the UK Embassy has evacuated, which is a rare thing to happen but I believe is because they just want to show solidarity towards the UN plus looking forward to getting pissed in Dubai for a nice R&R, the Dutch are also contemplating, which is a very rare occurrence, and the only reason I see is that our dear friend the Ambassador wants to be part of the party with the Brits at the Blue Marlin Club in Dubai.

We Germans are still cool however, as the brother of the Super Hooter, is actually residing in Frankfurt. Just found out recently and I got to make sure next time I'm home I'll take him out for some Appelwoi and Pork Knuckles!

Otherwise all tranquil in the dust bowl. Blueberry, there's a friends birthday today and I shall think of you as I drink myself wildly across the bar. And Sal of course, always think about ... Sal, especially when your throat is burning and your lips are all frozen and moist.

Mo, strange, that I always pick up on what you are drinking and eating.. Chilled Riesling wine, is my favorite wine at the moment. My great grandfather came to U.S from Germany....I want to know why there are not more German restaurants anymore. I do like German food.
I think Sal's throat is burning is because she said she had esophagus cancer or some kind of cancer....My favorite part of living is dining and wining....