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#1
10-10-2012, 11:11 AM


Lusting...

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10-10-2012, 11:30 AM
You are an evil woman.



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10-10-2012, 11:35 AM
(10-10-2012, 11:30 AM)Ilyanna Wrote: You are an evil woman.


I'm a hungry woman. hah
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10-10-2012, 11:36 AM
Yeah, well, SO AM I NOW! grrrrrrrr

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10-10-2012, 12:22 PM
I was craving candied apples and decided to make some, so last night I cooked the candy part and got everything ready but I do not think I got to the 304deg to make the candy hard. That is still not dry yet, what a freaking mess. Now I have 8 sticky apples sitting on wax paper.
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10-10-2012, 12:34 PM


Nom Nom Nom

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10-10-2012, 01:22 PM
What a great idea! Dip them again in chocholate! No more sticky.
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10-10-2012, 01:29 PM
That lasagna looks absolutely delightful.
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10-11-2012, 04:33 PM
It's cold and misty here today; got a craving:

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10-12-2012, 09:17 AM
Even though it's early I feel like some traditional bred and butter pudding.

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01-09-2017, 06:52 PM


Does anyone know what this is without checking?

I wish I liked to cook so that I could do it well. C'mon Sally, cook for me. Love3

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01-09-2017, 07:15 PM
(01-09-2017, 06:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Does anyone know what this is without checking?

I wish I liked to cook so that I could do it well. C'mon Sally, cook for me. Love3

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My left man tit? I thought I felt lopsided.
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01-09-2017, 07:20 PM
(01-09-2017, 07:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: My left man tit?


Goddamnit, Clang. Buzzkill!
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01-09-2017, 07:24 PM


I'm surprised I would use such a sucky lasagna picture. I've seen so many that are much more appealing.
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01-09-2017, 07:35 PM
(01-09-2017, 07:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(01-09-2017, 07:15 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: My left man tit?


Goddamnit, Clang. Buzzkill!

Sorry. Is it a cheese soufflé or fondue?
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01-09-2017, 09:40 PM
(01-09-2017, 06:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Does anyone know what this is without checking?

I wish I liked to cook so that I could do it well. C'mon Sally, cook for me. Love3

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French onion soup. The one I make at home is good, but I've never perfected the broth. I've had better at a few restaurants. But I've also had worse at a few restaurants.
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01-09-2017, 09:47 PM
I really like real onion soup like that. Food porn is great!!
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01-09-2017, 10:38 PM
(01-09-2017, 09:47 PM)Maggot Wrote: I really like real onion soup like that. Food porn is great!!

my neighbor gave me very good recipe (but got lost during move) for french onion soup....i did make it once and used the havarti cheese....was delish, but difficult to serve. you have to put soup bowls in oven to brown cheese at the end and there are friggin hard to get out of oven without a 3rd degree burn...you really do need those bowls which come with handle......i caramelized onions and made broth.I will have to write and get replacement recipe from my neighbor....
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01-09-2017, 10:42 PM
Add to above.

I just thought of something the pros do, a torch to brown top....that would certainly simplify this process....
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01-10-2017, 05:43 AM
(01-09-2017, 09:40 PM)sally Wrote: French onion soup.


You're right. It's my favorite. I've made it once or twice. It needed to be richer. I failed at the broth. Or the seasonings. It lacked something.
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