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(06-15-2018 12:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:  

I hope Clang sees this thread because I want him to know that Tim Tebow hasn't had sex either.

Yeah but Tim Tebow is probably 20 years younger than me so its not as weird or awkward that he hasn't had sex.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm asexual and I just use my poor social skills, crossdressing, and living with my Dad as an excuse to not show effort/interest in having sex.






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06-15-2018 05:28 PM
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You dope jerking off is still having sex. Just a different form of it. That's like saying I've had a doughnut but have never had a crawler. Virgins don't get off that easy pal.






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06-15-2018 08:56 PM
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RE: FIRST DATE SEX

(06-15-2018 08:56 PM)Maggot Wrote:  You dope jerking off is still having sex. Just a different form of it. That's like saying I've had a doughnut but have never had a crawler. Virgins don't get off that easy pal.

Yeah but I bet that Wagyu beef dinner for two tastes a whole lot better than beef stroking off for one.

Yeah your right. Us old out of shape virgins don't get off that easy....anymore.hah






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06-15-2018 10:30 PM
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"beef stroking off" ahahahaha






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06-16-2018 09:16 AM
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RE: FIRST DATE SEX

(06-16-2018 09:16 AM)Duchess Wrote:  

"beef stroking off" ahahahaha

Yeah, that's the laugh I was going for. Its a better joke than the Wagoo beef joke I was going to make.






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06-16-2018 02:09 PM
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