This place needs some testosterone

[HairOfTheDog]

That wasn't a whine. So go FUCK yourself with a barbedwire covered dildo.
Now that is what this place was like when it came to be! Big difference between then and now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Usually you're like a big cuddly teddy bear.

I don't how a middle aged biker burping up smoked turkey legs equates to a cuddly teddy bear, but then again you're gay so I guess I wouldn't understand.

See! Sally has a big toe filled with testosterone, maybe the entire foot. I bet she would kick any girls ass here arm wrestling, plus smoke a butt with the other hand and slam the back skin off the hand on the table while constantly smiling like Clint Eastwood.

Sally's always on and always funny, imo.

I'd partner up with Big Sal against you and FU any old day of the week.

You and/or FU be our Don King and set the stage, if you want. If Big Sal's up for it, I'm in too and others can just jump right into the Mock Mosh Pit at will. If Big Sal doesn't want to throw down, I'll take you on solo if it'll dry your tears.

Who am I kidding? You pickle smokers would obviously rather sit around and whine about the miniscule dribble of testosterone that your deflated balls manage to pump into Mock than to actually rise to the occasion, whip it out, and get the juices flowing here.

I foresee performance pressure prematurely ejaculating both you and FU from any satisfying potential competition. Meh, it was just a thought.

I'm going back to my magical Christmas shopping; you and FU carry on painting each other's toenails and failing to see the irony in your bitching about lack of testosterone here. Don't worry, I'm certain that no one else sees it either.

Just warming up in case anyone really wants to start a mosh pit thread...