11-30-2012, 07:25 PM
Quote:KID WROTE: Well, well, well. It appears someone's been sitting back and admiring that grotesque 2 inch clit-dick of hers, and now all of the sudden thinks she has a big pair of swinging testicles to go along with it. Really HOTD, the next time you PM me a nudie pic, tuck that nasty thing up inside your snatch lest I begin to think you're a lady-boi.
Quote:HAIR RESPONDED: I don't think you should be talking about your ex that way (and see if I ever track down and send you nudes of her again, ingrate). And, sorry, I'm not tucking her extended clit inside my snatch for you or anybody else, though I'm sure she'd be up for it. No law against dreamin' though, so dream on...
Quote:HAIR WROTE: We in the estrogen circle may be tougher and scrappier than you think.
Quote:KID RESPONDED: You're talking about a forum in which 50% of the female respondents were offended by being called a "gal". And WTF is this "we" shit. You remind me of a punk-ass gang banger (not gang bang-ee, so don't get excited) who's the toughest motherfucker around when he's in a group of a dozen of his mates. 1 on 1? Pffffft.
Quote:HAIR RETORTED:
Well, Kid, here we are: 1 on 1. Hope I can handle it.
Btw, I personally don't mind being called a "gal" IRL or online and sometimes even use the word myself. I'm on record as having stated such, you ignoramus.
Your aggression strikes me as stemming from fear of women; probably due to your lack of experience. I'm sure most women are afraid of you too, probably due to common sense and lots of experience. But, I'll play with you because, well, I'm here and the better guys whose mock I was responding to aren't stepping up. I'm sure they appreciate you pulling your macho "I got your back, man" gang-style bullshit on their behalf though. It's almost intimidating in a hypocritical way. Almost...
Quote:KID WROTE: Now, do me a favor. Keep your cum disposal shut, make me a sammich (sorry Duchess, you've been replaced), and rub my feet. That's a good girl.
Quote:HAIR RESPONDED: As with all women that you encounter, my cum disposals are shut to you permanently. Having a functional brain allows me to honor that request by default. You're welcome, Kid.
Oh, and I'll consider the sammich and feet rub request - you should probably hold your breath waiting for my reply. Starting... now...
Quote:KID WROTE: Thanking you in advance (cuz I'm nice like that)
Quote:HAIR RESPONDED: You're very welcome, Kid. I don't know you well, but this little bonding session that you've initiated here leads me to agree that you are indeed nice; soft even. Thank you for taking it easy on me and not tossing out any testosterone or showing your balls before we really get to know one another. Very gentleman-like, sunshine.
P.s. I think you love me, but I won't tell anyone...