This place needs some testosterone

[HairOfTheDog]

I told ya he was on crack.

Yeah, but at least he seems to acknowledge that he has a problem.

It's kinda sad how years of substance abuse damages the brain; I feel sorry for him having done that to himself.

I'd ask him to look up the definitions of "third person", "hypocritical" and "mock" and try again, but he's just not that interesting. I don't wanna lead him on since he's offered to spend so much time with me, created fake threads on my behalf, and convinced himself that I'm here for him. Addictive personalities, whatta you gonna do?

Maybe I'll try the crack toss if he continues biting at my ankles. That was a good suggestion, sal. Thanks.