GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, OR DO THEY?

[Duchess]

Recently, when he's been brought up, I've had the same fantasy about you "engaging" Piers in the halls of Mock.

I'm a bit insane when it comes to him in that I keep tuning in when I KNOW he's a twat yet I fully expect that this time will be different. Last night his guests were enraging him and he was shouting at one of them to shut up and let him speak, not kidding, he was as rude as I've ever seen someone who invites guests to appear on their program. I really cannot explain why I keep tuning in given I spend the whole time muttering shut up, Piers, just shut the fuck up.