GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, OR DO THEY?

[Duchess]

So, do you own any machine guns? Are you ready to slaughter the groves as they advance on your property with evil intent?

Ya'll going to just cut them all down with a rat-a-tat-tat?

I'd say whatever I had to in order to get you up off your lackadaisical ass and start posting.

I'd like to cut anyone down with a rat-a-tat-tat who trespassed onto my property. Uninvited people pull up and start fishing in my pond, hunting in the woods and riding golfcarts filled with their grandchildren who think this is a gawddamn tourist destination. WTF. I wouldn't dream of going onto someone's property like that.