GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, OR DO THEY?

[HairOfTheDog]

If you want to be truly bulletproof you need to get some of the “magic” underwear the Mormons wear.

You're probably just kidding around, but could be kinda on to something.

We wouldn't have to worry about crazies and criminals and irresponsible gun owners causing the deaths of innocents with guns if the innocents simply protected themselves, right?

If the technology behind this baby can be improved to extend its mobility-enhancing duration, voila! AdrenaSuits for the whole family - perfect for outings, school, even lounging around the house if you work from home as an independent narcotics salesperson or the like.



Though still in research and testing phases, the AdrenaSuit is one of the latest in low-profile offensive/defensive body armor designs for military, law enforcement, and (fingerscrossedsomedaymaybe) private use. It is a full-length, bulletproof (and knife-proof) bodysuit with an internal system of "veins" housing a magic potion of hormones and neurotransmitters that (supposedly) safely stimulate and maintain the wearer's fight-or-flight response for up to 30 minutes at a time. When activated--via one of three release buttons at the neckline, waistline, or left ankle--the veins release the chemical cocktail onto the skin, it penetrates the pores, and, within 20 seconds, the body is primed for peak strength, speed, and power. The effect presents itself as perhaps a less hyperbolic version of Bill Harkin's superpower on the SyFy series Alphas.

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/omg/fools/a...owered.asp