GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, OR DO THEY?

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Don't forget about those evil swimming pools. Far to many children drown in them every year. They should be much harder to purchase, should be licensed, size should be limited and you should need a background check as well as a psychiatric evaluation to purchase one. There also needs to be something done about these evil children's toys. We lose to many children every year because they get these dangerous toys and choke on them. I think we need to limit the size of the toy, nothing with parts smaller than a toaster should be produced anymore. In fact I think it would be a good idea to get rid of Christmas and birthday parties , since they contribute to the toy industry. As long as we are at it, lets get rid of those pesky plastic bags the toys come in because children are still dying because they put them over their heads and cant breath.
The list can go on and on and in my opinion sounds just about as stupid as the arguments for more firearm control.
Everything in life has risks.