GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, OR DO THEY?

[sally]

I normally don't mind spiders, but I saw a spider at Disney world once that scared me pretty good. I walked out on the balcony and it came out of nowhere and flew on the chair. Just as I said what the bloody fuck is that the damn thing flew on the door handle. So then I'm stuck out on the balcony thinking up conspiracy theories that it's some kind of mutant spider Disney world created.

Finally the fucking thing flew away and I was able to go back inside. It was a good sized spider with white and black wings. I looked it up and the closest thing I could find is if you combined this moth with this spider except the spider was bigger than the picture shows.