01-21-2016, 12:40 AM
(01-20-2016, 08:09 PM)Duchess Wrote: Maybe I was a little quick to use shit for brains. I'm prone to the occasional outburst.
I'm trying to understand where you're coming from, FU, I really am. I've known you for a long time now and consider you a friend. I take shit for brains back.
You can call me 'shit for brains', Quick Draw McGraw. Big whoop. I won't run.
Hell, you called me a self-righteous cunt not long after I found Mock. I stuck around, even though you turned my ever so kindly ass into the forum punching bag (it wasn't a deal at all, but far be it from me to pass up a chance to capitalize on your present unfounded guilt trip). Take it back!!!!
Hell, Gunnar calls me an ignorant, dumb, long-winded, non-expert, first-amendment coveting, blonde bitch (the blonde part is entirely inaccurate) every time I don't agree 100% with his views. And, half the time I actually agree with him at least partially. But, sadly, his brain is too damaged from head-banging to comprehend what I so laboriously posted. I still like (and pity) the damned fool though.
As if that wasn't enough hardship for poor me, that surly bitch sally has told me to stick a thing or person up my fucking ass more than once -- despite the fact that we actually see eye-to-eye more often and have more similar backgrounds than either one of us probably cares to admit.
It's a heartache in here alright. Nothing but a heartache. Hits you when it's too late. Hits you when you're down. Which is a very healthy break from the routine kiss-ass bullshit that abounds in most places.
The men in here need to get over their blatant vagina envy. That's what I think.