TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

[HairOfTheDog]

It's funny, Duchess.

I thought up a weak first verse and then got lazy.


Twas two nights before Christmas and throughout the Mock halls

All the creatures were stirring, Kid was scratching his balls

And the stockings were hung in their own special thread

Except for one that got lost in ramsey's afro-topped head...

Nice to know you're thinking of me

I was, I was.

Perms and testosterone were the recent forum mocks that popped to mind first.

So, your balls were indeed nestled and snug in my head for a bit...