12-04-2013, 07:29 AM
Yes this is probably riddled with typos and punctuation errors so excuse that and have a laugh anyway.
Mocks Night before Christmas, R rated version.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all throughout MOCK.
The only creature that was stirring, was Maggot playing with his cock.
His clothes were all hung from the lamp and the chair,
And he hoped that his wife would not find them there.
While Maggot was seated at the foot of his bed.
Having visions of Duchess dancing nude in his head.
My girls were in teddy's, I was laying on my back,
The games had begun, and they were cutting me no slack.
When out on the computer there arose such a clatter,
I had to go see, just what the fuck was the matter.
Clicking open windows, Mock was opened in a flash.
I stumbled around, almost spilling my stash.
There in front of me a pair of breasts they did show.
Making me wonder how much farther our Sally would go.
I never would have guessed what next would appear,
I seen a nicely trimmed beaver, As my vision did clear.
With posts being posted, so lively and quick,
I could tell right away Maggot let go of his dick.
More replies from our Ramsey and Crash had just came.
While user did whistle, SIXFOOTER calling her name.
Now Ninja, Now MS, Now Maggot and HotD,
And QueenBee, and User, SIXFOOTER and Ramsey.
To the top of the page, above them all,
With all of these posts, this thread would not fall.
Then pictures and posts and comments did fly,
With the members of mock getting horny and high.
As moaning and groaning and complements flew,
Even playing with sex toys was our Aussiefriend too.
Then out of nowhere nrkerr she did post,
I'm getting my freak on, and I don't mind if I boast.
My head it is shaking ,almost spinning around,
Now if only I had me a hot pussy hound.
With the members now all naked from their head to their foot,
And the heat from the lamp, turning Maggots dirty sock into soot.
With a drawer full of toys and Aussie on her back,
And MS looking like a pervert, as his pud he did pack.
His eyes they did twinkle, saving photos not for sharing,
Saying I like Sally's bush, No its not very harry.
His mouth began to open, and his eyes began to roll,
And his hand jerking faster, as his juices started to flow.
FU had one woman clinched tight on his meat,
The others legs encircled his head like a wreath.
Not seeing his broad face, or his little round belly,
No way he could post, no one he'd be telling.
Some members with chubby's, or a plump wet pink spot,
All stroking and rubbing , everyone of them hot.
With the blinking of eyes and the twitching of heads,
We soon did all know, we had nothing to dread.
We spoke not a word, As we finished our work,
Some picturing Sally as they frantically jerked.
Others using a finger, To rub their wet holes,
Moaning and groaning, as their blood pressure rose.
Dutchess sprang to the keyboard, to her mockers she did whistle,
Lets all finish this off, like a space bound missile.
With all finishing off , as a group felt out of sight.
She said Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night !
Mocks Night before Christmas, R rated version.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all throughout MOCK.
The only creature that was stirring, was Maggot playing with his cock.
His clothes were all hung from the lamp and the chair,
And he hoped that his wife would not find them there.
While Maggot was seated at the foot of his bed.
Having visions of Duchess dancing nude in his head.
My girls were in teddy's, I was laying on my back,
The games had begun, and they were cutting me no slack.
When out on the computer there arose such a clatter,
I had to go see, just what the fuck was the matter.
Clicking open windows, Mock was opened in a flash.
I stumbled around, almost spilling my stash.
There in front of me a pair of breasts they did show.
Making me wonder how much farther our Sally would go.
I never would have guessed what next would appear,
I seen a nicely trimmed beaver, As my vision did clear.
With posts being posted, so lively and quick,
I could tell right away Maggot let go of his dick.
More replies from our Ramsey and Crash had just came.
While user did whistle, SIXFOOTER calling her name.
Now Ninja, Now MS, Now Maggot and HotD,
And QueenBee, and User, SIXFOOTER and Ramsey.
To the top of the page, above them all,
With all of these posts, this thread would not fall.
Then pictures and posts and comments did fly,
With the members of mock getting horny and high.
As moaning and groaning and complements flew,
Even playing with sex toys was our Aussiefriend too.
Then out of nowhere nrkerr she did post,
I'm getting my freak on, and I don't mind if I boast.
My head it is shaking ,almost spinning around,
Now if only I had me a hot pussy hound.
With the members now all naked from their head to their foot,
And the heat from the lamp, turning Maggots dirty sock into soot.
With a drawer full of toys and Aussie on her back,
And MS looking like a pervert, as his pud he did pack.
His eyes they did twinkle, saving photos not for sharing,
Saying I like Sally's bush, No its not very harry.
His mouth began to open, and his eyes began to roll,
And his hand jerking faster, as his juices started to flow.
FU had one woman clinched tight on his meat,
The others legs encircled his head like a wreath.
Not seeing his broad face, or his little round belly,
No way he could post, no one he'd be telling.
Some members with chubby's, or a plump wet pink spot,
All stroking and rubbing , everyone of them hot.
With the blinking of eyes and the twitching of heads,
We soon did all know, we had nothing to dread.
We spoke not a word, As we finished our work,
Some picturing Sally as they frantically jerked.
Others using a finger, To rub their wet holes,
Moaning and groaning, as their blood pressure rose.
Dutchess sprang to the keyboard, to her mockers she did whistle,
Lets all finish this off, like a space bound missile.
With all finishing off , as a group felt out of sight.
She said Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night !