TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

[HairOfTheDog]

before your circle jerk began

At least you weren't the one he put in the middle of the circle jerk in his little Christmas carol

Yeah, you and Maggot seemed to be the main focus of FU's sexual attention. I think maybe it was meant to be a compliment, having the starring roles and all?

Oh, well. It coulda been worse, sal.

I mean, at least he gave you a nicely trimmed beaver. That was special.