The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

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I had about 8 minutes today to get my son in the door and out again for rugby practice. Walk in the door and there's a horrible smell; the dog has taken a wet shit on a rug. Frantically throw the dog outside (better late...), and clean up said shit with paper towels and spray. Throw some of the towels in the toilet which immediately starts backing up. Run around looking for the plunger which can't be found. In the meantime, the toilet water has receded. In an act of profound stupidity, I decide to try flushing again at which point the toilet decided to vomit shitty dog poo water all over my bathroom floor.