The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

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Or just use your vibrator and rub your own shoulders.

It's kinda hard to do that and not as much fun. However, I am too tired to reciprocate with Boytoy so maybe I will just settle for a nap. Gah, I'm getting old.

WTF?? You're only 8 months older than me and I can go all night long if the situation "arises".

Your kids are probably looking into nursing homes to throw your old wrinkled ass in.