The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Carsman]

I've had a help wanted ad in the paper for three months, got lots of replies in our email that they need work ASAP, but when we told them to come in the next day they never showed up. Must have been their girlfriends or someone pressuring them to apply for jobs. Three months running an ad and only two guys showed up, both batshit crazy. It looks like everyone has a better gig nowadays doing drugs and collecting unemployment and food stamps.

We have plenty of work, but no one willing to do it. We're going to have to start hiring illegals or go out of business. Fucking ridiculous.

Well for the short term, you could just send the ad around to the furloughed Govt workers.