The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

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Really wish I could do one of those loud "get over here!" two-fingered whistles.

Me too. You know what pisses me off though? Air horns. Those fuckers should be illegal. A few years ago, one of my kids was playing a soccer game and every time the other team scored, one of the fucked up parents on the other side would blow his god damn air horn. I wanted to shove that stupid thing down his throat, pull the trigger and hopefully blow him up from the inside out. Asshole.