The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

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Be warned. The weaker of you will scream like little girls when I come off this unwanted sabbatical.

I could use a good scream; looking forward to your scathing take-no-prisoners return!

Your posts are getting shorter these days; shrinking with age, I suppose. Been to the hairdresser lately? Although maybe that's why you wear hats so often. I should have checked you for bald spots when I had the chance.

I don't think that's going to make you scream but I'd be happy with a small whimper.