Greetings bitches!

[Clang McFly]

Unless, of course, the definition of your "private school" education in Oz speak equates to the place where the short bus students are schooled, in America.

No, catholic education and I hated it. Piss off.

My second youngest brother hated it also and would sneak away from the religious education classes as often as possible. Even tempting me to play hooky sometimes too. But I really didn't mind the Catholic education(though I tried to pretend I did).

[Cynical Ninja]

The fact you bought one of the new Blackberry phones is proof all Limeys are backwards. BlackBerry haven't been the hip phone for about seven years or so...that's like an entire century in smartphone years.

First Blackberry Smartphone introduced 2003
Seven years ago blackberry didn't exist you fucking retard the day I buy a “hip” phone over a functional one is the day regress to being a teenager bothered by trends as opposed to an adult bothered by perfirmance and value. Please enjoy your “hip” phone you fucking shallow retard.

New Blackbery OS doomed to fail

As I said. Backward fucking Limeys. Your new phone isn't even going to have apps made for its OS by most of the major players like Facebook and Twitter. It has to rely on "Almost as good as" knockoff apps that mimic or ghost the real apps, which is the smartphone equivalent of selling jugs of perfume out of the trunk of your car with names like "Shannell number 5" and "Obsessive" and "Christian Bior".

You picked a loser there dude. I feel your pain, I had a RIM phone back when they were useful. But when surfing the smartphone ocean, one must recognize which tech waves to catch so one doesn't ride the wrong one into the concrete pilings under the dock.

I don't bother with facebook or twitter I have friends in real life unlike you.

I don't have much time for “apps” either I have a family and a job to keep me busy. Its no coincidence that most gadget and techno geeks have as much time to waste “tweeting” each other and “liking” each other on facebook.

Its all one big techno clusterfuck for the socially inept and you are right in the middle of it! I bet your parents are so proud you have 500 “friends” on facebook!

[Donovan]

To ignore the basic fact that functionality is the key to a device's operation would be foolish. You may not respect social media but it is the state of the world at this time. Your assumptions about my life are cute but infantile. If I am the technogeek hoarding Facebook friends and counting my likes and follows, you are that idiot who bought Betamax, HDdvd, and a Motorola Pager and keep them all in your Yugo while you stubbornly wait for their true superiority to be discovered by the rest of the world. You probably typed your last response on a TRS-80 and printed it on dot-matrix before faxing it to all your real-life friends so they could see how clever you really were...

[Duchess]

I'd love for my phone company to beg me to buy the Q10 since my contract is up. That's what they did with my Torch and I got a hell of a deal.

[Cynical Ninja]

To ignore the basic fact that functionality is the key to a device's operation would be foolish. You may not respect social media but it is the state of the world at this time. Your assumptions about my life are cute but infantile. If I am the technogeek hoarding Facebook friends and counting my likes and follows, you are that idiot who bought Betamax, HDdvd, and a Motorola Pager and keep them all in your Yugo while you stubbornly wait for their true superiority to be discovered by the rest of the world. You probably typed your last response on a TRS-80 and printed it on dot-matrix before faxing it to all your real-life friends so they could see how clever you really were...

Wow a coma inducing techno snob!

Im guessing I would always find you in the kitchen parties.