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#21
05-12-2013, 07:56 AM
(05-12-2013, 04:12 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I have been studying this degree for nine years now, I'm no dummy.


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#22
05-12-2013, 06:49 PM
Watch out MAXIM'S HOT 100....She's making a come back!!


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05-12-2013, 10:02 PM
I have a tough time looking at girls that are as young as my oldest daughter. Miley will always remain a young spunky kid in my eyes no matter how hard her handlers try and make her out to be some sexpot.
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05-12-2013, 10:48 PM
(05-12-2013, 10:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have a tough time looking at girls that are as young as my oldest daughter. Miley will always remain a young spunky kid in my eyes no matter how hard her handlers try and make her out to be some sexpot.

Maybe if she was a little older and filled out her womanly curves more. Would that help, Maggot?

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05-12-2013, 10:55 PM
(05-12-2013, 10:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: Miley will always remain a young spunky kid in my eyes no matter how hard her handlers try and make her out to be some sexpot.

Bullshit.

Not when the door is locked, pants are down around the ankles and you're "reading" her Maxim photo!

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05-12-2013, 11:08 PM
You both are wrong and you know it. The song she sang "Its the climb" ruined her for me. Sorry.
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05-12-2013, 11:10 PM
Americas Princess though...........46
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05-13-2013, 06:09 AM


I'm going to break you of your Paris Hilton love if it's the last thing I do.
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05-13-2013, 12:31 PM
(05-13-2013, 06:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'm going to break you of your Paris Hilton love if it's the last thing I do.

Sorry, Duchess. I'm putting my money on Maggot.

If he still loves Paris after her reality shows, club girl ways, drug busts, and especially after her acting and singing endeavors, I think that his crush is uncrushable.

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05-13-2013, 12:42 PM
The voting booth will be a happy place again!Love025
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05-13-2013, 01:00 PM
Just keep the curtain closed....please!!!
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05-13-2013, 04:38 PM
(05-13-2013, 06:09 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm going to break you of your Paris Hilton love if it's the last thing I do.

God help me, but I'm kinda liking her these days, too.
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05-13-2013, 04:46 PM


No way! You musta picked up some kinda godawful illness on one of your adventures. Tiki would nevah, evah say something like that.
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#34
05-13-2013, 08:26 PM
I'd rather fuck a local prostitute bareback than fuck paris hilton.

Be less likely to catch something I bet.

Famous skinny much used whore.
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05-13-2013, 08:32 PM
That's not very nice Limey. Bottom1
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#36
05-13-2013, 08:41 PM
(05-13-2013, 04:46 PM)Duchess Wrote:
No way!

It's wonderful she's plunged into the media netherworld.

No scandals . . . no up-skirts . . . no arrests . . . no pregnancy.

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05-14-2013, 03:38 PM
(05-13-2013, 04:38 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(05-13-2013, 06:09 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm going to break you of your Paris Hilton love if it's the last thing I do.

God help me, but I'm kinda liking her these days, too.

I always thought Sally was misunderstood.

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#38
05-15-2013, 06:07 PM
I liked #69 on Maxim's list.

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#39
05-15-2013, 06:22 PM
(05-15-2013, 06:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I liked #69 on Maxim's list.

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Going out on a limb here, but I think he's going to be a huge disappointment in the NFL.

Really glad the Vikes didn't draft him.
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05-15-2013, 06:24 PM


He went from sugar to shit in a nano second.
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