A MORATORIUM

[Duchess]

...I has it.

I don't intend to spend one thin dime on unnecessary stuff until the holiday season is in sight.

No more fun shopping. No more shoes, boots, handbags, pretty dainties, nothing. No - thing.

Could you do it?

[username]

I haven't bought myself a thing in quite awhile (except my Kindle Fire). I don't actually enjoy shopping for clothing, shoes and purses so yeah, I could go quite awhile not buying myself stuff.

[Duchess]

I should have clarified with, whatever you consider to be fun shopping/fun spending. Different strokes for different folks.

[username]

I should have clarified with, whatever you consider to be fun shopping/fun spending. Different strokes for different folks.

I enjoy buying my son clothes (bought him some today). I somehow know exactly what to get him and he's always very appreciative.

I took my daughter shopping for her Washington/NY trip and just because I was fed up and wanted to go home, I bought her a $289 pair of heels from Nordstrom. I was freaking elated she didn't end up wearing them. I returned those bitches yesterday.

[Duchess]

a $289 pair of heels from Nordstrom.

I'm just like Pavlov's dog.

[username]

a $289 pair of heels from Nordstrom.

I'm just like Pavlov's dog.

They were a gray, peep toe, suede stiletto. She's never worn anything like that so I wasn't too surprised she wore her sparkly flip flops instead. If we were the same size, I might have kept them.

Six and FU salivate over weapons like you do over a nice pair of shoes, I'm guessing.

[Maggot]

........Don't say it Maggot, just don't.

[ramseycat]

Shit I was just thinking about getting a new Coach bag. I've used this one for 7 months and I'm tired of it. This is not a good time for this moratorium. Would it be on bad taste to use the I'm in mourning card?

[Duchess]

Would it be on bad taste to use the I'm in mourning card?

Oh no you dinnit.

[ramseycat]

I guess that answers that question. What if I narrowed it down to 2 or 3 bags and let you make the final choice Duchess.

[username]

........Don't say it Maggot, just don't.

Stilettos are a weapon???

[Duchess]

I don't expect others to be under my moratorium, I just wondered if y'all could.

[ramseycat]

Whew. I'm off the hook.

[username]

Would it be on bad taste to use the I'm in mourning card?

Oh no you dinnit.

Thank God she did. Ramsey might not be as uptight a cunt as I previously imagined.

Seriously, people need to find humor in the trenches.

[Clang McFly]

I don't expect others to be under my moratorium, I just wondered if y'all could.

Yes. I'm going on 3+ years moratorium. I can't even buy new male underwear which I desperately need. My mom used the money my brother had saved up from selling tickets/prizes to pay for bills and food. She even used the money my brother was going to use to entertain his college friend that plans to visit him in July.

[sally]

Yes. I'm going on 3+ years moratorium. I can't even buy new male underwear which I desperately need.

Oh boo fucking hoo, fat boy. You're gonna have to free ball it until your junky ass gets a job. Which will be when hell freezes over, so you're just going to have to suck it up and deal with saggy nuts for now on.

[ramseycat]

Would it be on bad taste to use the I'm in mourning card?

Oh no you dinnit.

Thank God she did. Ramsey might not be as uptight a cunt as I previously imagined.

Seriously, people need to find humor in the trenches.

You will give this hysterical then. I got one of those sale emails from Coach so I bought a bag, wallet, and a pair of sandals.

[Clang McFly]

Yes. I'm going on 3+ years moratorium. I can't even buy new male underwear which I desperately need.

Oh boo fucking hoo, fat boy. You're gonna have to free ball it until your junky ass gets a job. Which will be when hell freezes over, so you're just going to have to suck it up and deal with saggy nuts for now on.

My nuts still sag with the underwear. I think I'll just keep wearing my hole-y/ripped underwear, its better than commando....especially in this heat when my balls are extra sweaty.