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THE TERMINATOR FRANCHISE
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06-28-2013, 01:03 PM


The "Terminator" is coming back.

Paramount announced Thursday that it is rebooting the "Terminator" franchise and planning for a new trilogy of films, but it's keeping mum on whether Arnold Schwarzenegger would play a role.

Schwarzenegger starred as the title character in the original 1984 movie. It spawned a trilogy that earned more than $1 billion at the box office worldwide.

I know Arnold made these films but I never watched them and of course I'm familiar with the catch phrase, for those of you that have watched them, do you think Arnold still has what it would take to continue on in this role?
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06-28-2013, 01:40 PM
No he doesn't he is too much of an old fart now to be taken seriously as a homicidal cyborg.

Time to give another monosyllabic muttonhead a chance maybe sixfootersex is up for the challenge?

The last reboot Terminator Salvation was a complete fucking abortion so I'm not surprised they want to pretend it never happened and start a new trilogy from scratch.
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06-28-2013, 02:19 PM
He's going to need some serious make-up/CGI if he is going to be in the next Terminator movie. Either that or they'll need to come up with some retarded reason Skynet is using old fart robots now.
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06-28-2013, 02:33 PM
Yeah, no!

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06-28-2013, 02:51 PM
"Your clothes... Give zem to me now."
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06-28-2013, 02:52 PM
(06-28-2013, 02:33 PM)username Wrote: Yeah, no!

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No!

Holy Shit Batman, looks like those muscles haven't been used in quite some time! hah
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06-28-2013, 03:45 PM
(06-28-2013, 01:03 PM)Duchess Wrote:
. . . do you think Arnold still has what it would take to continue on in this role?

Not as "The" Terminator.

However . . . his son, Patrick might be a candidate.

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With 'roids and a bit o' gym time . . . who knows?
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06-28-2013, 04:33 PM
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06-28-2013, 04:35 PM


We'd pick apart Mother Theresa.
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06-28-2013, 04:38 PM
Bill Paxton was in this scene.

Cracks me up to this day...


[the Terminator arrives naked (with dong swinging from side to side) and encounters 3 punks]

Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Terminator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Terminator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Terminator: Your clothes... give them to me, now.

Punk Leader: Fuck you, asshole!


Of course, Arnold kills them all, and takes their clothes, which fit him perfectly, which is funny because he's 260lbs of muscle and the punks are skinny little dweebs.
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